Saturday, December 19, 2009
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Being an Elementary Art Teacher
Now that I have started working and being in the classroom by myself I am pretty pissed off at the University for not preparing me very well. I think they tried but nobody, I mean nobody really understands what is going on untill you enter the classroom. I wish that I could get a quarter each time I hear MS. ROWE!! I NEED YOUR HELP. I would be able to retire next year! Today was a day that I just did not want to help anyone and I could not get away from it. I tell them how to do it, demonstrate how to do it, ask them questions about how to do it, and still they have no flipping idea what to do next.????
Monday, November 23, 2009
Hanging by the pool at the Wild Horse Resort
Jen's 26th Birthday Embarrassment
So, to celebrate my 26th birthday we decided to go out to a karaokee bar and my friends thought it would be a good idea to sign Michael and I up for a duet....how embarrassing!!!!
Monday, October 12, 2009
Today was probably the worst starting day in a while. It already sucked because it was Monday, but I was glad because Maddie will be in town tonight. So, usually when I wake up in the morning I put pickles outside to pee and hit the snooze button for an extra few minutes of sleep. This morning for some reason I hit the OFF button. Two hours later I hear Pickles barking outside, glance at the clock and jump out of bed!! I have 30 minutes to get ready. Then when I go to the kitchen to get coffee and what do I see on the floor? Nothing other than a pile of fresh dog shit! Damn it! I don't have time to clean this up! But, I do it anyway because I did not want to leave it for Michael. Before I clean it up though I have to spank Pickles for her bad doing. As I am reaching for a sandal to whack her with she tries to escape and flings the shit all over the living room with her legs!!!! Damn Dog! Then I get late to school and run around like a headless chicken trying to get things done before the students get there. In the meantime my stomach was growling because I had no breakfast! The rest of the day has been OK but nothing ruins a day more than waking up to shit flying in your house!!
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Pickles is One!
Yeah it was Pickles birthday yesterday!! She is so spoiled we took her to the river on the weekend and bought her a huge bone. When we first got Pickles she was the size of a gerbal, now she is full grown into a 30 lb awsome frisbee catcher!! Plus, she is great at whinning. We love you Pickles! P.s. Kayla when is Mojo b-day?
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Labor Day Weekend at the Lake
Thursday, September 24, 2009
New Friend in the House
Here is the start of documenting the adventures of Auntie Jenn! Hopefully I can post often and not be a slacker. We will see.
So my first story for you guys is how I found a little friend in my house two days ago. So I come home from a jog and I am getting ready to fix dinner. I look over in the living room to find Pickles acting really funny. She keeps looking under the couch and backing away. I go over and ask her what she is doing, she said look for yourself. Then as I am bending down I only see a tennis ball under the couch. Then, across the room I see a GIANT rat racing across the house!!!! I stood up quickly and thought to myself...did I just see that?? Then, behind my drawing board I can see a tail sticking out. Michael has just left to go to Walmart so I have to deal with this on my own. I go to the kitchen, take out the trash bag out of the can and rig the can next to one of the openings by the drawing board and the wall. Then I take a long fake flower and push on the other side. I heard a few squiks and then our friend went into the trash can. Yeah!! Victory! Then I quickly stand the can up and look inside. He was about 6 inches long, not including the tail. Just then I heard Michael coming home. So I go outside and show him my proud catch. He saw something move and thought it was a snake and went running!!! After we calmed down we decided it would be best to take it somewhere far from our house. So I had to get in the car with trash can, carefully making sure it won't tip over, and drive it to the field across our neighborhood. Now I am safe to say that our friend is lost and has no idea where he is.
Moral of the story.... fix your broken screen and don't use it as a doggy door because you never know what is going to crawl inside with it.
So my first story for you guys is how I found a little friend in my house two days ago. So I come home from a jog and I am getting ready to fix dinner. I look over in the living room to find Pickles acting really funny. She keeps looking under the couch and backing away. I go over and ask her what she is doing, she said look for yourself. Then as I am bending down I only see a tennis ball under the couch. Then, across the room I see a GIANT rat racing across the house!!!! I stood up quickly and thought to myself...did I just see that?? Then, behind my drawing board I can see a tail sticking out. Michael has just left to go to Walmart so I have to deal with this on my own. I go to the kitchen, take out the trash bag out of the can and rig the can next to one of the openings by the drawing board and the wall. Then I take a long fake flower and push on the other side. I heard a few squiks and then our friend went into the trash can. Yeah!! Victory! Then I quickly stand the can up and look inside. He was about 6 inches long, not including the tail. Just then I heard Michael coming home. So I go outside and show him my proud catch. He saw something move and thought it was a snake and went running!!! After we calmed down we decided it would be best to take it somewhere far from our house. So I had to get in the car with trash can, carefully making sure it won't tip over, and drive it to the field across our neighborhood. Now I am safe to say that our friend is lost and has no idea where he is.
Moral of the story.... fix your broken screen and don't use it as a doggy door because you never know what is going to crawl inside with it.
Saturday, August 22, 2009
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